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Guardian
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written Friday, December 5 2003 15:13
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After some thinking and observing, I've come to the conclusion that Santa is an evil man. He enslaves elven children. He is worshipped above Jesus. Most of the Christmas movies are about Santa, not Jesus. Santa is all-knowing. If you are 'good', Santa rewards you. If you are 'bad', Santa punishes you(sort of). He encourages greed. He has helped corrupt Christmas and turn it into a greedfest which only seems to get worse. In short Santa=Satan Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, December 5 2003 15:17
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If my French teacher isn't lying (I wouldn't think he'd have a reason to, as he lived there for a great deal of his life), in Holland, Santa has little helpers who follow him around while he gives gifts to good children. Little black helpers. Historically appropriate, anyway. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Friday, December 5 2003 15:21
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Your conclusion is hardly anything new, LF. Haven't you ever seen "Church Lady" with Dana Carvey? -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Friday, December 5 2003 15:24
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I haven't been fortunate enough to see most of the works of the great Danna Carvey Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
BANNED
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written Friday, December 5 2003 15:27
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now that i have given it some thought it does seem that santa is evil. -------------------- Avernum is as addictive as skribane!!! Withdrawal symptoms are harsh so I just keep playing. Posts: 296 | Registered: Monday, September 22 2003 07:00 |
Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, December 5 2003 15:28
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I think that's his way of saying he has no idea you're mocking him, Stughalf. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
Agent
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written Friday, December 5 2003 16:00
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*Agrees with Hinosu with all of his brains* *Also, begins to spam to get back up to his original number of posts.* -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Friday, December 5 2003 16:13
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Ah Spam... It's magically... uh, not on the periodic table. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Friday, December 5 2003 16:21
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The ferrets are grinning, and they're grinning at you. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
Agent
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written Friday, December 5 2003 16:24
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quote:Specifically, who are they grinning @? If I hear my name, Im getting the hell out of here. -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, December 5 2003 17:16
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quote:THE FUNDIE HAS INADVERTENTLY MADE A FUNNY -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
Agent
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written Friday, December 5 2003 17:52
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**Looks up the word "fundie" in the urban dictionary** ... **Begins laughing hysterically** -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
BANNED
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written Friday, December 5 2003 18:10
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ANGBAND CLEARLY HAS NO LOVE OF CHRISTIAN SEXUAL ETHICS -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Friday, December 5 2003 18:12
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Santa's kind of a mix... he's a fat all-knowing law-breaker (I mean, how does he know he has permission to come down everyone's chimneys?) but, as Alec pointed out, he's obviously not all bad. He has, of course, made commercialism more important than religion, which I do not appreciate; but really, he's a jolly old elf with flying reindeer who makes little kids happy; how bad can he be? AHH look what you people have done to me... involving myself in a serious debate about Santa Claus... seriously, people... Reality Corp., anyone who disagrees with Alec is a fundie. ...Also, what's an urban dictionary? And if it's what it seems like it would be, why would you need it to find out what "fundie" means? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. Incaseofemergency,breakglass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, December 5 2003 18:46
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urbandictionary.com is a sort of cultural lexicon; a dictionary for words you won't find in a dictionary. Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Friday, December 5 2003 18:49
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Oh, it's a website... but still, I found it on dictionary.com... well, you had to be a member or something to get the definition, but still, it was there... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. Incaseofemergency,breakglass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, December 5 2003 19:37
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I wasn't just saying that, Sir David. He is a fundie. He shakes with rage when he thinks about evolution and whines about the commercialization of Christmas. Hell, he listens to Christian rock voluntarily. I wouldn't say even you are that bad -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
Senile Reptile
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written Friday, December 5 2003 21:40
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I have some qualms about the Hanukkah bunny. I'm rather certain he's out to steal my speakers, and then I'd have to listen to my music with headphones all the time. Yup. Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, December 5 2003 21:56
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Do not trust the Hanukkah bunny, Motrax. The Hanukkah bunny will bring you only woe. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Friday, December 5 2003 23:11
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Santa isn't jolly at all. He's an inquisitor! He learns the secret desires of little children everywhere, promises to meet them, and then never follows through. Santa is not just a criminal, he's a twisted, evil man! —Alorael, who has never heard of this Hanukkah bunny. In his neck of the woods the presents are delivered by Freddy the Flying Latke. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 03:37
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The only real Santa Claus is the Joulupukki! At Christmas eve, he wanders from house to house and blesses the households that are kind enough to let him eat some food! He is the bringer of fertility in the midlle of the dark, scandinavian winter! Oh, blessed be he who comes with a "stick" dangling from between his legs and goat horns attached to his head! EDIT: Ah, yes. Lord Summerisle would be proud of me... [ Saturday, December 06, 2003 03:38: Message edited by: Ironweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 06:49
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Finland is a very scary country. -------------------- Who was born in a house full of pain Who was trained not to spit in the fan Who was told what to do by the man Who was broken by trained personnel Who was fitted with collar and chain Who was given a pat on the back Who was breaking away from the pack Who was only a stranger at home Who was ground down in the end Who was found dead on the phone Who was dragged down by the stone Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00 |
Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 07:31
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quote:This is why your title is "Canned" ^_^ Well not really, it's just.. stupid. But eh. Thanks for telling us what everyone else already knows. [ Saturday, December 06, 2003 07:31: Message edited by: Feran ] -------------------- Song of the Pack -- An Online Multiplayer Wolf RPG!~ Posts: 223 | Registered: Friday, October 26 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 07:57
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quote:*agrees wholeheartedly* -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 08:06
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Racists. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |